This Just Can't Be Good For You:

Paging Dr. Atkins...

All I'm Sayin Is...

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being stalked by a man that looks like the love-child of the evil Gremlin Stripe & Jim Carey? Throw in Jack Nicholson's creepy autonomous eyebrow and Garth Brook's 90s style lame-ass headset microphone and you have Vince of Shamwow! Come on Vinny old boy, you're interrupting Jerry Springer and Maury, you're on the history channel non-stop after 9pm, and I'm ready to get a restraining order!